Last week, my colleague whom you first met a few weeks ago had another language failure.
It went something like this:
Me: [Taking a sip of water, and coughing as it went down the wrong way.] Cough! Ack! Cough! Cough! Ack! Ack! [Tears are streaming down my face, as a I take a deep breath and have almost recovered]
Co-Worker: Oh my gosh! Are you ok? Everythingokoverthere?
Me: Cough! Ack! I’m fine! I just swalled too much water!
Co-Worker: Do you need a hymen? I can do that! I know how to do the hymen!
Me: OH MY GOD! Cough! Ack! Cough! [Tears coming down my face because I’m laughing so hard.]
Co-Worker: Seriously! Just say the word!