Cosmo: Seriously? You want us to put those things where? Really? You better have a pocket full of treats if this is going to work.
Me: Trust me. You’re going to look just fine.
Clover: Do you think these things are edible?
Cosmo: I’m not sure. You go first and let me know, ok?
Clover: I am thinking evil thoughts. Let’s go find her favorite shoes, you pee in one, and I’ll chew up the other one.
Cosmo: She has treats.
Clover: I don’t care. This is just humiliating.
Cosmo: Please, can I have my treats now?
Me: What happened to Clover, where did she go?
Cosmo: Last I saw, she was hiding in the closet with your favorite boots.