Thursday Thirteen by Clover the Irish Labrador
(1/2 of Two Barking Dogs)
1) I like Chicken.
2) I like Liver.
3) I like Chicken Livers.
4) I like Eggs.
5) I hate being cooped up in the house all day.
6) I like to run, and I like to chase Cosmo.
7) I like sleeping in the closet because it is quiet and dark.
8) We live in Virginia. Parts of our roof are in Kansas. Not sure where Kansas is, but I hear they have flying monkies there. Not going to Kansas anytime soon.
9) The other day, I let Cosmo in the closet with me because I was afraid of the noises on the roof. He was just as chicken as I was.
10) I don’t like Chicken shit – it smells bad. Kind of like Cosmo’s breath.
11) I don’t like rabbits — unless they are canned.
12) I don’t like squirrels — and never will. No matter what.
13) Do they make canned squirrel? If so, I might change #12 to “Love me some canned squirrel.”