So, I called my dad this morning to wish him a happy Father’s Day, sang him a stanza from “Hello Mudder, Hello Fudder.” He laughed really hard, and then sang along for a minute!
Me: Hey dad! What are you guys going today?
Dad: Nothing. Its going to rain.
Me: Maybe you could take mom out to lunch?
Dad: Here’s your mother.
Mom: Have you done your laundry yet?
Me: No, not yet.
Mom: I ordered pizza from Giuseppe’s last night and it was crap. AND it cost $15.00 to have it delivered. Can you freaking believe that?
Me: What a waste.
Mom: We ended up throwing away the pizza – it was that bad.
But, get this, your father piped up with
Dad: “I’ve been dreaming of the pizza from Mamma’s that we had last week.”
Mom: So, I said “Let’s go there for lunch tomorrow,”
And your dad came back with: “Nah. Why don’t you go and bring me back some?”