Cosmo: Just thought I would let you know that when Clover and I were upstairs the other day, the sofa in the living room disappeared. Poof! Just like that. I’m really not sure where it went, but I keep looking for it and can’t find it. Now, I ask you! How am I supposed to stretch out and relax while watching television? Does Your Woman expect me actually lie on the floor?
Clover: Yup. The couch is gone. I am at a loss for words. I guess if I want to stretch out and snooze, I’ll have to lie on Your Woman’s bed, but that is not an ideal option as there is no television in the bedroom! What is a Labrador to do, I ask you?
Note to Clover and Cosmo from “Your Woman”: Get used to the floor because when the new sofa gets here it will be People Only Territory.
Clover & Cosmo: “Yeah, right. We’ll just have to see about that.”