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A Dog By Any Other Name …

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A recent post on Dennis’ Diary of Destruction got me to thinking. Just how many nick names do my dogs have? and just how silly are they?

Clover, also known as:

  • Silly Ass
  • Big Mouth
  • Wiggle Butt
  • Bumpy Butt
  • Bubble Butt
  • She Who Must Be Obeyed
  • She Who Poops A Lot
  • Sweetie
  • Sweetie Pie
  • My Girl
  • CloverRover
  • GirlyGirl
  • SHUTUP
  • CloClo

Cosmo, also known as:

  • BoyBoy
  • Bubba
  • Fella
  • STINKY
  • STINKY BOY
  • My Boy
  • Coz
  • Cozzy
  • Cozzy-Moto
  • Goofy
  • Cozzy-Boo
  • Mr. Stinky
  • Stinky BoyBoy

In reality, they both come when called by their “real” name. If I have a treat in my hand, they will come when called by any name. And seeing as how each of these stupid names are preceded by “Hey”, they both probably think that THAT is their real name.