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What a Way to Start the Day!

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I have mentioned in previous posts how wonderful a dog Cosmo is. This morning? Not so much. At exactly 4:00 a.m. he jumped on the bed and woke me.

Imagined conversation went something like this:

  • Cosmo: “Hey Mom – I’m not feeling so well.”
  • Me: “Poor Coz, What’s the matter?”
  • Cosmo: “My tummy feels bad. Uuhh ohhh.”
  • Me: “Don’t you dare …. “
  • Cosmo: “Oops, sorry mom, didn’t mean to throw up on you and your pillow and your blanket.”
  • Me: “Gee, thanks for sharing that Cosmo. Now get the hell off my bed.”

Yep. That’s how my morning started — a sick dog followed by me taking an early shower, changing the bedding, and trying very hard not to be annoyed with my boy.

Yuck!

Written by twobarkingdogs

May 14, 2008 at 12:14 PM